PERSONNEL FILES

Classified profiles of the Funny Badges team members

FILE-003 CLASSIFIED

Agent Nova

Tactical Response Unit

Agent Nova - Tactical Response Unit File Number: FILE-003 Classification: CLASSIFIED Rank: Tactical …

Action: 10/10 Luck: 3/10
Accidental Gadget Activation
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FILE-002 CLASSIFIED

Detective Cosmic

Investigation Specialist

Detective Cosmic - Investigation Specialist File Number: FILE-002 Classification: CLASSIFIED Rank: …

Intelligence: 10/10 Humor: 7/10
Alien Meme Analysis
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FILE-001 CLASSIFIED

Officer Zap

Senior Patrol Officer

Officer Zap - Senior Patrol Officer File Number: FILE-001 Classification: CLASSIFIED Rank: Senior …

Comedy: 9/10 Skill: 8/10
Unconventional Problem Solving
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FILE-004 CLASSIFIED

ROFL-2000

AI Assistant

ROFL-2000 - AI Assistant File Number: FILE-004 Classification: CLASSIFIED Rank: AI Assistant …

Computing: 10/10 Timing: 1/10
Inappropriate Joke Timing
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UNIT INFORMATION

Team Formation

The Funny Badges unit was formed in 2087 as part of the Galactic Police Force's initiative to handle the most unusual cases in the galaxy. Each member brings unique skills to tackle everything from alien traffic violations to interdimensional pranks.

Mission Objectives

  • Maintain peace and order across the galaxy
  • Handle cases too weird for regular units
  • Keep morale high through strategic humor deployment
  • Protect civilian populations from cosmic chaos

Headquarters

Space Station Laughtrack, orbiting the comedy capital planet of Giggletron VII. Equipped with state-of-the-art investigation facilities, a quantum coffee machine, and an emergency donut replicator.

Current Status

ACTIVE - Ready for deployment

The team is currently preparing for their next big adventure. Cases are being reviewed, equipment is being calibrated, and the coffee reserves are fully stocked.