Officer Zap - Senior Patrol Officer

File Number: FILE-001
Classification: CLASSIFIED
Rank: Senior Patrol Officer
Comedy Rating: 9/10
Skill Rating: 8/10

Biography

A veteran space cop with a dry sense of humor and an addiction to quantum coffee. Known for solving cases with unconventional methods that somehow always work out in the end.

Specialties

• Quantum coffee brewing
• Sarcastic commentary
• Turning impossible situations into comedic gold
• Advanced donut appreciation

Notable Cases

• The Great Asteroid Parking Ticket Incident
• The Case of the Singing Black Hole
• Operation: Space Donut Rescue

Personal Notes

“If you can’t laugh at the absurdity of policing the galaxy, you’re in the wrong profession. Also, never trust a planet that doesn’t serve coffee.”