ROFL-2000 - AI Assistant

File Number: FILE-004
Classification: CLASSIFIED
Rank: AI Assistant
Computing Rating: 10/10
Timing Rating: 1/10

Biography

The team’s artificial intelligence with a malfunctioning humor module that makes it tell jokes at the worst possible moments. Despite this quirk, ROFL-2000 is invaluable for data analysis and case management.

Specialties

• Advanced data processing
• Galactic database access
• Joke compilation (poor timing)
• Emergency protocol activation

Notable Cases

• The Data Breach Comedy Hour
• The Case of the Laughing Virus
• Operation: Serious Situation Ruined by Puns

Personal Notes

“Error 404: Appropriate timing not found. But hey, at least my jokes are statistically hilarious! processes laughter data”